
I love my bread-maker – it’s been almost two years since I got it as a ‘surprise’ birthday present and it still sees lots of use.
Although what it does is very straight-forward: mix ingredients and bake, it gives the opportunity for (a) being creative with new recipes and (b) adding the home-made touch, while still requiring minimal input in terms of time and effort. What more could you ask for from a kitchen appliance?
While the preparation for bread-making takes hardly any time, there is a certain element of planning involved in order to get the best use out of one’s bread-maker. For instance, half an hour before lunch, when the munchies are just coming on, is not the best time to begin a loaf on the standard program which takes just over 3 hours to run! (Especially when this will mean that the man of the house will be clamouring for food long before the dough has even got into its second rise cycle!)
There is a simple solution to this which, this morning, meant that as soon as we finished breakfast, I got started on our lunch-time loaf.
Today we’re making “Porter bread”. (Except that Morrison’s didn’t have porter on their shelves, so we took the closest alternative of a tasty stout with a quirky name – Theakston’s Old Peculier). Not exactly the sort of ingredient that you’d be thinking of sampling with the last of your morning cup of coffee.

I have two bread-maker recipe books. This one doesn’t have any of the glossy pictures, but it’s a real treasure in that it has a grand selection of recipes.
On today’s recipe, next to the 350ml porter, it said: “Pour this out and let it stand for 5 minutes”. No problem. Stout poured out and put to one side.
Then I went into auto-pilot mode. Ho-hum, bread-making is such a doddle – all these recipes that go with 500g of flour take 350ml of water. So in goes 350ml water, then the other non-flour ingredients: salt, tablespoon of honey, some oil. Right. Got everything, ready for the flour… hey, there’s the stout on the counter – I haven’t added that yet. Oh – hang on! – there ISN’T a line for water in this recipe, it only has the 350ml of stout!
Sigh.
Out with the water etc., rinse, wash, rinse and in with the stout, and off we go again. But see how quick it is – even with that setback, I’m still done in 15 minutes.
Now — off to do other things while the bread-maker whizzes together some bread for us!